I'm getting old....sick.

I've been dreading 2012 for a while now because I will turn 27 this year. 27?! Holy shit. When did I get old?? That is disgusting and I'm not okay with this.

Things I have to look forward to with age:

  • moles. skin spots. all sorts of weird things that resemble moles. sick man. 
  • gray hair. um, no thanks. 
  • retirement money=pay for medical care. what kind of retirement is that? shit...no thanks.
  • have to buy my own toilet paper. why is it so expensive?! 
  • buying food is stupid and i don't like it. 
  • paying rent blows.
I wanna be 5 again! 

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