I'm getting old....sick.

I've been dreading 2012 for a while now because I will turn 27 this year. 27?! Holy shit. When did I get old?? That is disgusting and I'm not okay with this.

Things I have to look forward to with age:

• moles. skin spots. all sorts of weird things that resemble moles. sick man. 
• gray hair. um, no thanks. 
• retirement money=pay for medical care. what kind of retirement is that? shit...no thanks.
• have to buy my own toilet paper. why is it so expensive?! 
• buying food is stupid and i don't like it. 
• paying rent blows.

I wanna be 5 again!