Things I have to look forward to with age:
- moles. skin spots. all sorts of weird things that resemble moles. sick man.
- gray hair. um, no thanks.
- retirement money=pay for medical care. what kind of retirement is that? shit...no thanks.
- have to buy my own toilet paper. why is it so expensive?!
- buying food is stupid and i don't like it.
- paying rent blows.