The joys of having someone know everything about me?

  1. I no longer have butt hair
  2. Every mole and freckle on my body has been inspected
  3. All the "stray" hairs on my body have been identified and plucked 
  4. I have blown a booger (unintentionally) on Jordan.
I never thought I'd be quite this comfortable around anyone...

Sorry for the booger on your face, baby. :)