would you rather?

Tonight we're gonna play a game called "would you rather?"...yay.

Would you rather:

Use the community finger nail clippers at your place of employment (that everyone uses)?

OR

Clean the showers after truckers use them (sometimes there are surprises)?

Well, ladies and gents...tonight I chose both. I used the nail clippers because, well, I wanted to clip my nails. The second one I did because I kinda like having my job...