I just paid $18.00 for a copy of my birth certificate so that I can pay more money to renew my drivers license that expires on my birthday. Yay for being born!
But seriously...$18.00 dollars for a piece of paper that says I was indeed born? LAME. Even more lame that I lost my real birth certificate on the Greyhound Bus....now that's scary shit.
I'm lucky to be alive and that I was born in the good ol' USA. And now I'm done ranting about stupid shit that I caused for myself.The end.