I love my cat(s). Yes, I do love them both. I love Calv more than anything, though. And here's how I know how:
Exhibit A: Calv walks into the bedroom, shits next to the litter box and then hops on my bed. I cuddle with him for ten minutes and then clean up his shit. And then cuddle some more.
I can imagine that being a parent to a real, human kid would be similar to how I love Calv. Yes... I am angry he shit on my floor, but I still love him. Yes, it's disgusting and I don't want to clean up shit...but sometimes you just do what you gotta do.
Don't judge me.
I told Joey I was going to bring Calv up to my parents house for Christmas Eve. His response? "You will stress mom out!!"
I guess no cats on Christmas Eve for me! :)