lovin' you makes me wanna spill my heart and soul

• I saw Alice in Wonderland yesterday. Meh, didn't love it...
• I got to see Tegan and Sara at the House of Blues in Vegas on Tuesday. Heavenly. And I remember it this time (unlike the first time I got to see them play). 
• Joey shaved his head. What a goofball. Love it.
• Happy Birthday to my other bro, Buddy. He's 23 today. Weird...
• School is royally kicking my ass. Still.
• I get to see some friends I haven't seen in weeks tonight. Yay.
• I'm in love with Tegan and Sara. Both of them. They are awesome. 
• I ate at an Irish Pub in Las Vegas. I <3 Irish Pubs more than I love most things in life. Creepy? Maybe...
• April just brought me lunch at work. Presh. 
• I'mma go stuff my face with Brad's now. Goodbye. 

oh and p.s. I quit the HCG diet for now. hahaha

some depot poetry

For a while, Anna (co-worker) and I were writing poetry every day, all day. I mean seriously, we even started a poetry (unbeknownst to the owners of the gas station in which we work) contest for all the Depot cracks. We wrote poems for our bosses, co-workers, friends, family, and random people we met. Some people thought we were weird, some thought we might be on drugs, and some just thought it was normal. I still have no idea why we decided to become Depot poets, but it sure was good times. So tonight, as I sit here bored and alone, I am going to write some Depot poetry for all my blog stalkers.

Okay, I lied. I am not really going to do that because I can't think of anything except that I'm tired and I want to go to bed and never wake up. I mostly just wanted to document this very special time of my life that I've had at the Depot. Poetry Days have been some of the best lived here in Depot Land and I don't wanna forget about them!

Slim Jims, The Depot, and Jill = eek!

Sometimes when I'm bored at the Depot I try new things to eat. Hot, I know.

Anyway, last Sunday I was crazy bored and so I decided to eat a Slim Jim. Gross, I know...

Well, after I ate it I decided to see how much fat and other shiz I consumed in the little Jim. Nothing surprised me more than the ingredients:

beef, mechanically separated chicken [wtf], water, salt, corn syrup, flavorings, dextrose, paprika, hydrolyzed corn gluten, soy and wheat gluten proteins, sodium nitrite, lactic acid starter culture [wtf is this].

MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN?!?! WTF is that?!  Well of course wikipeida has the answer, and I found it. Just a warning though, if you ever wanna eat Slim Jims, hot dogs or any other processed meat again do NOT read this article. If you don't care and wanna know anyway, like me, click HERE.

and really...I don't LOVE Slim Jim's, but I'll still eat them if I wanna. Deal with it.